IT'S hard not to love this. Melbourne today launches its latest membership campaign, with a clear focus: uniting the Demon Army and setting the tone for what’s to come in 2026.
Join us for a group therapy session where we will find our peace through exorcising our Demon trauma, with a hint of humour from some famous faces.
Collectively, this is the last time we trauma bond over that fourth quarter (you know the one 😅).
This is the last time we mourn the departure of former favourite sons.
This is the first time we hear Checkers telling us we’re better looking than his old mob.
From here on out, our sights are firmly set on the future.
And with a new Demon King, talented youngsters, a pair of Picketts and an eight-time All Australian ruckman? The future is looking pretty damn inviting, and it’s one worth committing to.
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Tom Morris - ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
"As a Dees fan whose enthusiasm admittedly wobbled under a previous administration, this felt like a productive and refreshingly honest therapy session. Long may it continue into a new era."
Steele Sidebottom - ⭐️
"Checkers is dead to me and the black and white army after that comment. See you on King's Birthday, mate!"
Dylan Buckley - ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
“Forget Gawny’s shank and Trac going off on a different track, I just hope Dees fans have got over the Dylan Buckley show when I kicked three goals against them in Round 22 2016.”
Tom Mitchell - ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
"Loved my boys thriving on the silver screen! CJ and Caden - well done, fellas!"
Paul Connors - ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
"It feels like something special is brewing at the Dees! 👀"
Cal Twomey - ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
“Previously known for his dashing runs down the wing - now to be known for looking dashing in an apron! Caleb’s on-field poise is matched by his poise in front of the camera.”
Featured talent (in order of appearance):
Broden Kelly
Kate Hore
Titus O'Reily
Clint Stanaway
Russel Howcroft
Max Gawn
Veronica Milsom
Hamish Blake
Nathan Jones
Caleb Windsor
Harry Sharp
Koltyn Tholstrup
Changkuoth Jiath
Brody Mihocek
Kysaiah Pickett
Latrelle Pickett
Caden Macdonald
With special thanks to:
The production team at Shotpro Group
